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Amputation.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Election coverage must be the most uninteresting thing to ever set your eyes upon. The blizzard of non-information white washes any important ‘news’ that might be happening somewhere. Papers contribute pages and pages to campaigns and counter campaigns that only end up resembling a cat-fight between a mentally retard pathological liar and his reflection. What’s [...]

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Crystal.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Due to an argument on BBC Question Time over climate change, I felt the cross compulsion to explain; snow is not an argument against global warming. Listen carefully – as the world warms up, the ice caps melt, this fresh and still rather cold water flows out into the seas, shutting down various ocean currents, one [...]

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Close.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

So the clean shaven guy walks in to the mechanics, and the mechanic says something about whatever, and tells him to come round the back. Round the back are these massive Gillett razors on pillars. The mechanic man says something like, “Oh yeah, this is the problem, the blades are old.” And the guy nods [...]

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Shot.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Point and shoot, that’s how I like to take pictures. Kevin Spacey wants to be “camera ciao, picture wow”, as he listlessly describes it. Ciao used by anyone other than an Italian, is priggish. Don’t point and shoot, he says. Well screw you Spacey. Look how great Christmas at Covent Garden looks through my stupid and [...]

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Throwback.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

I think it’s fair to say that I am not looking forward to growing up. I’m not even at terms with the idea that in three months it’ll be 2010. Twenty ten. I’m twenty next. I’m going to insist, at least for the first couple of weeks, that I be Tenteen. I will insist that [...]

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