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Apparently “because our language is so widespread — and also because there has been a dreadful devaluation and deterioration of education in our hectic, modern, digitalised world — we do desperately need some form of moderating body to set an accepted standard of good English.” I, like, totally agree. Like, everyone completely ruins it for [...]

It’ll be all over your front page in the morning. In a few months, adverts of man’s hand fondling it will flood onto the TV screen. In a year, you won’t be able to walk into a Pret a Mange in Central London without knocking some pinstriped persons purchase of the impossibly slight screen. It’s [...]