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Crystal.

Due to an argument on BBC Question Time over climate change, I felt the cross compulsion to explain; snow is not an argument against global warming. Listen carefully – as the world warms up, the ice caps melt, this fresh and still rather cold water flows out into the seas, shutting down various ocean currents, one [...]

Epiphany.

So I was eating live bunnies and burning money (or whatever it is you think I would normally do) after writing my last post, when it dawned on me: a shrinking ray would solve everyone’s problems. First off, if we shrunk everyone and everything, we would have more space, and as much of it as [...]

Population.

Don’t get me wrong, the internet is great, it’s basically an extension of consciousness, it’s a step toward telepathy – I honestly believe that within 20 years they will have figured out a way to put it actually in our brains and get rid of all these stupid computers. We’ll have to wear special glasses [...]