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Double-crossed.

I said I wasn’t going to get sucked in. I said I would stay clear and be happier for it. I said I would just vote how I’ve always known I would and not let myself get irrelevantly angry. I said I would be happy … The new Conservative Manifesto and David Cameron’s speech regarding [...]

Wallet.

I don’t understand money. I don’t understand really what it is, where it comes from, where it goes to, how it’s made, what it’s made of, what to do with it, how to keep it, or what to do to get it. All I know about money is that it’s got the queen on it, [...]

Blinded.

My big task of the weekend, as exciting as it was, was moving all my music from my old laptop to my new notebook, and subsequently organising said music so that it was in one place and not scattered incoherently throughout my picture files. Very boring, very tedious, but it gave me a chance to realise the [...]

Virus.

I’ve just had to buy a new computer. Well, ‘had to’ is quite a precocious little fellow. He slyly sneaks into the subconscious like a ninja and fires ninja stars at my lazy brain while ninja jumping off the cracks in my lazy skull, cackling his ninja cackle while he ninja strikes and burrows into [...]

Irony.

I think we’re all meant to see life as satire. The only shame is that we’ll never know what we’re a parody of. We’ve just got to choke it down and chalk it up as backward because of a invisible forwards. We are the yang of nonsense, to the perfect ying. The podge to the [...]