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Dummy.

Of all of the stories told to me about my childhood, my favourite is of my very first day alive. I had just been born and was still at the hospital (probably just chilling out, you know, listening to Nirvana or reading some previews of Die Hard 2 in the paper) and my Aunt arrives [...]

Claus.

To be an atheist at Christmas is fantastic. If your family is Christian or you have many Christian friends, of course you have to develop the ability to disregard and not care about the whole Jesus bit and religious activities, as I have done. Otherwise, it’s a relaxing time. I often think around this sort [...]

Be.

I was walking home from work this afternoon, thinking about selfishness, when, suddenly, it hit me. The most depressing rant I have ever conceived. It goes a little like this… Everyone is selfish, because everyone believes that they are one. All we are, are cavemen with a swollen sense of self. We made fire, we [...]

Currency.

Of all my chocolate coins, none were Sterling. Had the Euro and the US Dollar. I’m pretty sure there was even a Danish Kroner. No Pound. Talk about recession. However, my stomach is definitely the best place to put money. Including them time when I was five and ate a 2p piece. I was playing [...]