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Surf.

Monday, February 1, 2010

There’s been a lot of bad air between Google and Apple, the two future dictators of the world, particularly since Google brought out details of their new phone, which got Steve Jobs all scared. “Make no mistake they want to kill the iPhone.” He said as his mouth foamed and he stroked his knuckles while [...]

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iPeriod.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

It’ll be all over your front page in the morning. In a few months, adverts of man’s hand fondling it will flood onto the TV screen. In a year, you won’t be able to walk into a Pret a Mange in Central London without knocking some pinstriped persons purchase of the impossibly slight screen. It’s [...]

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Virus.

Friday, October 9, 2009

I’ve just had to buy a new computer. Well, ‘had to’ is quite a precocious little fellow. He slyly sneaks into the subconscious like a ninja and fires ninja stars at my lazy brain while ninja jumping off the cracks in my lazy skull, cackling his ninja cackle while he ninja strikes and burrows into [...]

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