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Monthly Archives: April 2010

Fling.

On watching a repeat of Planet Earth with David Attenborough, a thought sparked; we are pretty shit animals. Camels have huge reservoirs of fat to sustain them for weeks. Lions have killer teeth, tigers can disappear in one slight move. Bats and dolphins have their own in-built sonar systems to track down food, and jellyfish [...]

Double-crossed.

I said I wasn’t going to get sucked in. I said I would stay clear and be happier for it. I said I would just vote how I’ve always known I would and not let myself get irrelevantly angry. I said I would be happy … The new Conservative Manifesto and David Cameron’s speech regarding [...]

Bishoprick.

Excited is me, as I read that Dawkins and Hitchens want to arrest the pope for crimes of aiding pedophiles. My first image was of them chasing him down the cobbled streets of Rome with tranquiliser dart guns, Benedict lifting his robes to round his ankles as he pants and swings his frail head round to [...]

Amputation.

Election coverage must be the most uninteresting thing to ever set your eyes upon. The blizzard of non-information white washes any important ‘news’ that might be happening somewhere. Papers contribute pages and pages to campaigns and counter campaigns that only end up resembling a cat-fight between a mentally retard pathological liar and his reflection. What’s [...]