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For a film entitled ‘The Lovely Bones’, you never actually see any bones. Instead you get some philosophical metaphor about bones growing around relationships, or something, from a girl trapped in a fantastical limbo before ascending to heaven. ‘The Lovely Bones’ is actually a rather good film, though. Peter Jackson, of course, manages to piss off the [...]

I don’t understand money. I don’t understand really what it is, where it comes from, where it goes to, how it’s made, what it’s made of, what to do with it, how to keep it, or what to do to get it. All I know about money is that it’s got the queen on it, [...]

There’s been a lot of bad air between Google and Apple, the two future dictators of the world, particularly since Google brought out details of their new phone, which got Steve Jobs all scared. “Make no mistake they want to kill the iPhone.” He said as his mouth foamed and he stroked his knuckles while [...]