A short poem I’ve written about Big Brother. How sad this time of year suddenly becomes. These hipsters and porn stars, Contenders behind bars, They’re stealing our summer away. Front line fashionistas, The clowns and skirt fillers, They grin as our prime time decays. Are they high? Deluded? Mentally secluded? Yet, we’ll watch. Everyday. PnLx [...]
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- Moving out tomorrow and I have nothing packed. Sitting down and watching TV doesn't quite get the job done, unfortunately.2010/09/05 14:36 by web
- Also just realised I accidentally referred to the dream as a film ... maybe then I have a future in acting ... Don't worry, I'll shh now.2010/09/04 09:40 by web
- Or hordes of armed gunmen... The brain is strange.2010/09/04 09:18 by web
- Also, the more I think, the more I can't figure out why my mind decided an underground water control complex had 30 million in cash.2010/09/04 09:33 by web
- ... unfortunately the rest of the film was me sitting around with my partner in crime, rattled with guilt and worry. Not cut out for it.2010/09/04 09:56 by web
- Had an awesome dream. Pulled a major heist of some innercity underground watercontrol complex. Got away with £30,000,000 in cash...2010/09/04 09:43 by web
- Also, I have just realised the bonsai is a Ficus benjamina or Benjamin's Fig. Complete coincidence, I promise. A good one, though.2010/09/03 10:48 by web
- Went to Ikea last night to stock up on things for new house and the start of uni. Bought a Bonsai tree. It now needs a name. Suggestions?2010/09/03 09:26 by web
- BTW just remembered: The Hangover is called Very Bad Trip in France. This gave me no end of giggles when I discovered it in Paris a week ago2010/09/02 17:20 by web
- I just sewed a fucking button on my shirt. I am so ready for uni..2010/09/02 16:16 by web
- Moving out tomorrow and I have nothing packed. Sitting down and watching TV doesn't quite get the job done, unfortunately.