So the clean shaven guy walks in to the mechanics, and the mechanic says something about whatever, and tells him to come round the back. Round the back are these massive Gillett razors on pillars. The mechanic man says something like, “Oh yeah, this is the problem, the blades are old.” And the guy nods and says something inane. Then the mechanic says, “When this little strip turns white, you should think about getting it replaced.” And the guy nods, and sighs, and realisation descends upon him and the Gillett using audience. The one thing that hasn’t be established is how the hell you’re meant to shave your face with something you could easier straddle than hold. It would be like trying to trace Van Gough with a motorbike. (I once tried to trace Van Gough when I was a kid thinking people would think it was amazing, failing to realise that most people were pretty aware of his paintings.)
The next shot is of the clean shaven man shaving (paradox alert!) with a normal size Gillett razor while the Gillett logo spins and more visual effects happen. So … he now has a normal sized one? This means, presumably, obviously, that they have created a shrinking ray and built a miniature Mechanic’s garage for Gillett razors. Surely the shrinking ray is much larger news?
Maybe I just don’t get adverts.
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